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Post by robk on Aug 25, 2008 14:49:29 GMT -4
I'm looking for a schmuck or schmucks that enjoy pulling their models off the table while being drunk. I do not discriminate based upon race, sex, age, sexual orientation, creed, nationality, fashion sense, caste, army type or army build. You are all equally beneath me.  I plan on providing two opportunities for people to practice break test rolls, one between 5-8pm and the other between 8-11pm depending upon when the wenches prepare food. Note: Anyone signing up for this game is required to, engage in trash talking both on these boards and during said game as well as drinking a significant amount during the game. ;D Disclaimer: By accepting this challenge you waive your right of complaint about verbal abuse and/or emotional damage.  All trash talk is meant in good fun and to promote the little known smack talking phase of Warhammer. Too long has it been since I heard a yo-momma joke during a game. So, to anyone foolish enough to think then can stand up to both a verbal and warhammer thrashing. Please let me know by answering my smack talk call. Preference is given to those that show aptitude and those I have not played. |
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Post by miles on Sept 3, 2008 11:44:48 GMT -4
I will take up your challenge!
I may not beat you at warhammer, but I’ll definitely drink you under the table. I’ll even let you pick the weapon (but I’ll warn you that if you pick whiskey then you don’t stand a chance)
Are you bringing your Orcs? I will have mine. How about a shot for every failed animosity test ;D
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Post by miles on Sept 3, 2008 12:22:45 GMT -4
Oh, almost forgot...
yo-momma
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Post by robk on Sept 3, 2008 16:22:29 GMT -4
Yo-Momma................ Yo-Momma.................. While that is a suitable ending to any berating. It does not by itself, constitute a verbal challenge. But as you apparently are the only one who is willing to stand up for themselves here goes. Orcs....  Your right, you will definently lose the game....... Didn't you hear? Orcs suck the big one!! They can't fight their way out of a paper bag!  I guess you have given up on warhammer just like you've given up on hygiene. I will provide you with the privilage of loosing to me. What time will you will arrive, I need to make sure the paramedics are available then. I don't trust you enough to do the shot per failed animosity roll, I expect you to do something tricky like brining 15 animosity rolls per turn and you wind up puking all over the table. While vomit might make your minis look better, I'd rather not have to smell puke during every game. I'm sure we will drink more than our fare share. And I will keep up with you... Drink for Drink. You better stockpile those healthcare co-pays as the beating I'm going to inflict will definently put you in traction. Oh and............. Yo Momma |
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Post by miles on Sept 3, 2008 22:18:41 GMT -4
And I will keep up with you... Drink for Drink. Ha! You fool! I will bring my favorite scotch and we'll see who the real man is. So what are you playing? Those pansy ass dark elves again? Prolly with a inverse ward crutch to huh? Oh, and guess who's twice the man you are? yo-momma |
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Post by robk on Sept 4, 2008 11:19:18 GMT -4
Does it really matter what I bring? I am after all playing you.
The only challenge I see is in what turn you have no models left. I put the over/under at turn 4. ;D
In terms of the drink of choice, I'd rather not do scotch as I view it as a gentlemen's drink that you sip. As you are clearly no gentlemen it just doesn't seem right.
I suggest we drink beer and do shots. That way I have something to put into my mug. Oh and by the way, we are going to chug an entire warmonger mug to see who gets the first turn.
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Post by miles on Sept 4, 2008 15:13:01 GMT -4
Ha! You’re so inept at warhammer I’m sure you won’t have me tabled until at least turn 6…
Now that you mention it, wasting good scotch on you just isn’t worth it. But I’ll make sure to share it freely with anyone who isn’t a warmonger.
We can chug to see who goes first if you like. I can see why you might want to do that. I’m sure you have lots of practice opening your throat and letting things slide down don’t you?
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Post by robk on Sept 4, 2008 20:45:31 GMT -4
Damn right I've had alot of practice. How do you think I won 3 awards at this years Necro Unlike an albino like you I win my games and awards at these things. The last time your name was called over a PA system you were at fuddruckers. Are you going to get there by about 5-6pm. I'd like to get nice and sloshed so I can go beat the pants off another douche. Yea...... I called you a douche. |
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Post by miles on Sept 5, 2008 9:40:26 GMT -4
It seems you have mastered the art of swallowing. Yo mamma has taught you well. While I’m sure your opponents appreciate it, I did not know the necro gave awards for such things. Kudos to you.
Matt York is my ride so I’ll be arriving whenever he gets there. And since he’s bringing the tables I don’t think they’ll be much playing before then anyway.
I may be a douche, but at least a douche gets pussy doesn’t it?
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Post by miles on Sept 5, 2008 9:42:29 GMT -4
"girl thingy"  what the F**K is up with this site? |
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Post by robk on Sept 5, 2008 11:10:55 GMT -4
This message board is about as lame as you are.
It seems that it over-rights bad word like D A M N.
Quick... Everyone overt your eyes from the crossroads message board.
I'm surprised Matt is willing to give you a lift. Although he might have lost his sense of smell after cleaning up after twins.
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