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Post by zabzonk on Sept 12, 2008 23:58:51 GMT -4
I have no idea  It's not your fault Rob. You drew the short straw and had to face my cheese. Besides, if Bauhaus Dave had pounded his beer like a self-respecting Warmonger you would have gotten first turn and beaten me to a pulp.  |
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Post by mkistler on Sept 13, 2008 9:13:46 GMT -4
Hmmm, I get volunteered for a challenge when I was planning on being so drunk I can't stand...  Well, I can't back off now thanks to big mouth, so its on BITCHES!!! Prepare to face the wrath of the new and improved Dark Elves.  I've been waiting 8 years for the army to be this good and you Warmonglers are not gonna stop this freight train from running wild on you!!! The smackdown is gonna so bad that your faces will be frozen with looks of such shock and awe that when you go to Dunkin Doughnuts Sunday to drink your pretty boy lattes the clerks will see you coming and freeze in place like a deer in headlights at the horror that has been sown there and your brain will forced to punch them in the face to get service. I'm gonna make sure we all wear our dick stomping boots to psyche you out but then do a surprise cock punch while wearing a cock-punch glove and you'll be like "oh shit! Thanks imagination for not seeing that one coming!" and then to get back at you your imagination will make you think of two girls one cup except one of the girls is Joy Behar after eating Taco Bell and you'll be like, "Wow, this is still better then the shame I feel after losing so bad!" |
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Post by jer732 on Sept 13, 2008 10:30:52 GMT -4
I don't understand? I really liked 2 Grils 1 Cup. I think more people should show that kind of affection for their shit.
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Post by punk on Sept 14, 2008 10:43:00 GMT -4
Brilliant!
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Post by robk on Sept 14, 2008 11:09:53 GMT -4
14 days till I get to place down the fleeing Warmonger Counter I'd make a counter for JJ but your all too stupid to flee when you need to. Your all kinda like homer in the boxing episode, too fat and stupid to do anything but stand there and take a beating. Unfortunately for you the Warmongers are like Drederick Tatum. There will be no TKOs, we will not have mercy, YOU ALL WILL BE TABLED. Kistler, While I admire your attempt at trash talking. I can't for the life of me divulge any real insult. Your ramblings seem like they were written by a drug up, bi-polar, schizophrenic who escaped from the hospital, ran into the nearest starbucks, assaulted the nearest beatnick and started to bang his fists into the macbook. I suggest that you seek some serious help before you take the trip up to the crossroads. I'd hate to be the one to break your already fragile psyche and have you running naked through the hotel with a crown of dildos shouting that your the johnson king. |
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Post by khaineslilhelper on Sept 14, 2008 15:18:53 GMT -4
I have no idea It's not your fault Rob. You drew the short straw and had to face my cheese. Besides, if Bauhaus Dave had pounded his beer like a self-respecting Warmonger you would have gotten first turn and beaten me to a pulp. Actually, if you remember, you were supposed to play Larro, but you were scared of losing even a drinking match, so I was placed against him  win or lose, as long as I get drunk. ;D |
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Post by vectorawx3 on Sept 15, 2008 14:04:40 GMT -4
It's not your fault Rob. You drew the short straw and had to face my cheese. Besides, if Bauhaus Dave had pounded his beer like a self-respecting Warmonger you would have gotten first turn and beaten me to a pulp. Actually, if you remember, you were supposed to play Larro, but you were scared of losing even a drinking match, so I was placed against him win or lose, as long as I get drunk. ;D ;D ;D ;DThe truth comes out!!!! |
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Post by robk on Sept 15, 2008 16:42:50 GMT -4
Awww, I see. Jim was just ducking Larry. That's it Jim. I've had enough of you blatant disregard for the rules. Sometime during the tourney, I'm taking you down. You better hope that my streak of playing LL members rekindles cause I'm bringing some brass knuckles in case I don't face you in the tourney.  |
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Post by zabzonk on Sept 16, 2008 15:48:43 GMT -4
Awww, I see. Jim was just ducking Larry. You better hope that my streak of playing LL members rekindles cause I'm bringing some brass knuckles in case I don't face you in the tourney. Ducking LM? No, no. I just wanted to see McNabb suffer a little for all the suffering he caused by making us all look upon his Hallucinagenic Daemon Legion Ice Cream Sherbert Army Display Board. |
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Post by robk on Sept 16, 2008 16:17:24 GMT -4
Nice try Jim. I ain't buying any of it. I don't trust people from a city where 40% of GDP comes from dunkin donuts. I think there's a permanent cloud of sugar and flour, hovering over the garden.
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Post by jchrisobrien on Sept 16, 2008 16:45:47 GMT -4
I'll bring a box of munchkins out for you to snack upon, Rob!
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Post by vectorawx3 on Sept 16, 2008 17:25:52 GMT -4
You know, I'll have to defend my boy Rob Kopp by telling you that he's not as fat as he looks!
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Post by khaineslilhelper on Sept 16, 2008 19:57:24 GMT -4
Hey a loss is just a loss.
Until you are drunk, then it's a win ;D
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Post by robk on Sept 16, 2008 22:34:36 GMT -4
I'm sure the defense of someone with a -6 karma is to my benefit. Maybe I should stand as far from you as possible.
What the hell is this Karma anyway?
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Post by vectorawx3 on Sept 17, 2008 10:06:12 GMT -4
I don't know, but I'm apparently quite smitten with all of you... or is it BY all of you?
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I've been waiting 8 years for the army to be this good and you Warmonglers are not gonna stop this freight train from running wild on you!!! 
win or lose, as long as I get drunk. ;D